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Tits
Um… why are you even reading this? Get thee to a lotion bottle!
Bigger is not always better. Fake is never as good as real. Ladies, how would you feel if all men started walking around with 12-inch rubber dildos popping tents in their pants all day every day? You’d get the man home, unzip his pants and go, “Oh… I could’ve bought that.” That’s what fake breasts are. They’re disappointing, and when a woman goes overboard on the inflation, they’re the refusing-to-jiggle elephant in the room. Seriously, though, there’s no such thing as bad boobs. You’re welcome, guys. Have a good masturbate!
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